How Do You Know?

I would like to offer a formal apology for this serious blog. I have some things I need to get off my chest, and I don't like using you guys to vent but I think you may enjoy my hopeless ponderings. I promise I'll write a funny blog post after this one so you can all skip the boring, serious, slightly annoying person that won't shut up.

So here goes nothing...

How do you know your family loves you? How do you know who your friends actually are? How do you know if your life is impacting those around you? These are the questions that fog up my mind on a daily basis; especially in the recent weeks. As humans it's a normal thing to wonder how our lives impact the ones we love. Many have the feeling that they're smothering loved ones. Parents want the best for their children, friends want friends to be safe and healthy, and extended family pray the cousins, aunts, and  uncles they love so much are happy and safe.

 But have you ever wondered "How do I impact my friends and family?"  Do you say those three words enough? Do you tell loved ones how much you care about them? Do you ever think you care too much? Maybe you think caring for someone who doesn't care for you equally is just wasted time. Or maybe you can't remember the last time you told them you care. Well, if any of those describe your feelings then guess what. Go ahead, guess. No? Okay, I'll tell you. YOU'RE A NORMAL HUMAN! The truth here is that relationships with all people, that inhabit this here earth, are difficult. You can't predict the future or try to change the past. You can't change someone for what you think is the best. They have to come to  a conclusion on their own.

Let me give you the secret to life. Are you ready for this? It's gonna blow your mind; you may even want to sit down for this. Are you sitting? Okay, here it is. Actions speak louder than words. If you want to make a difference for someone just be who you are and stand firm to your beliefs. Every action, good or bad, has a repercussion. If you think that you don't say "I love you enough" then just say it.Or better yet, act like it. Be that one person to sit by the kid or coworker that doesn't appear to fit in. Be the one to send a thinking of you card. Or just be that one.

I'll end my pointless rambling with this. Be that one. Be the one that could make a difference to and for those around you. Just be there. Don't be afraid to be there. Don't be shy to sit next to that weird kid, after all they could turn out to be your lifelong best friend.

Sincerely,

Goose

(P.S. Here's a picture of an alpaca to make up for my non-funniness)

I LOVE YOU!!! :D

Friends are like good music. You can listen to them for hours. Until 2 am if necessary. Why? I have no clue really, but I mean who cares? I can talk about anything, anyone, and EVERYTHING with bestfriend. She always know what I mean when I have a retard moment and I start slurring and spitting and saying things like "HEY GUESS WHAT!! OKAY I'LL TELL YOU!! I HAVELFBSDFVBLGFVLJDHBF!!!" Even though human I know would be able to comprehend my nonsensical gibberish.

We have so many inside jokes that make no sense. Occasionally I get lost.

 "JK! *sticks out elbow*" -Bestfriend 

"... Freak ಠ_ಠ" - Me  


"No. (╬ ಠ益ಠ) DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT?!?" -Bestfriend


"Oh... JAYYYYYKAYYYYY!!!!! See? I knew what you were talking about the whole time." -Me


"Oreofail!! :D" -Bestfriend


"What?" -Me


"Never mind. Just forget it." -Bestfriend


"Love you!! :D" -Me


"SDAFDFDloveyoutooFDSDGR" -Bestfriend


"What? I couldn't hear you!!!!" -Me


"ILOVEYOUTOO!" -Bestfriend


As I said before, I love bestfriend. She is an amazing person. Bestfriend is funny and smart and ALL AROUND COOL! She's like a bunny that is rainbow colored and sparkley and cute and cuddley and pretty and then the bunny eats a carrot and it's really cute and you just wanna eat it and then it hops over to you and it's all "Hey look at me! I'm freaking adorable! You should pet me!!" and you're like "OKAY :DDDDDD MUST PET BUNNY!!!!!" so you do and it bites you and you're like "OUCH STUPID BUNNY THAT LEAKS CUTENESS!!! DDDDD:" 


Sorry! I was watching tv and I got distracted! But Bestfriend is like a bunny minus the  "OKAY :DDDDDD MUST PET BUNNY!!!!!" so you do and it bites you and you're like "OUCH STUPID BUNNY THAT LEAKS CUTENESS!!! DDDDD:"  part. :DDDDD 


I LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND!!

LOVE YOUUUU!

-Goose

I'm Sorry.

My creative juices don't flow easily, much like a smoothie through a licorice straw. If you've ever tried it you'd know that it doesn't work unless you suck so hard that your brains begin to seep out of your eye sockets. It just doesn't work. Anywho, I haven't written a blog post in a while. Like a month. That's a long time for me. Considering I have the attention span of a small squirrel (about 1 second; I looked it up).

I want to be famous. You should make me famous. Please? PLEASE?! I need money because I'm a moocher, I sit around and mooch off my parental units. If I'm going to be famous I need to be more regular. Do they have an Activia for bloggers? I SHOULD INVENT THAT!

*Commercial mode*

"Are you irregular about blogging?
Yes? Well you may be a bit irregular about blogging.
TRY BLOGTIVIA! You'll be able to poop out a blog in no time!"

Thank you. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FAMOUS! (eventually)

Love you guys!

Goose

Why I Think Summer is a Conspiracy

   I love summer, at first. After a while of doing nothing, summer begins to make me want to write a quantum physics paper. I believe that summer was created by teachers to make kids think homework is fun. It's like trying to convince a bear that you're dead just by standing still. It shouldn't be possible. Bears are the ultimate lie detectors.
 
    So how does summer work for teachers, you ask, well kids have short attention spans. We only focus  on right now, on how much fun we'll have this summer with our friends and doing things. I mean how can you focus on the conspiracy at hand, when omg Ashley wants to hang out?! Or how cute I look on a Tilt- A- Whirl.  It's just not possible. Is there hope for young people? Can we uncover the lies of summer?

   I believe the answer is no, because the teachers have expanded their horizons. They teamed up with teenagers other favorite gimmick. The mall. Back to school shopping. It gets kids excited to look stylish again, it's in our DNA. And we want to look stylish in front of people, people that we know. Thusly getting us excited for school. AHA SEE?! The stores benefit from this with their over priced jeans and sneakers, but I see right through you, stores. You just want to get us "excited" for back to school. Pfft.

   So there you have it teachers. I have exposed you. Do you have anything to say for yourself? I mean you even tainted the mall. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, teachers. SHAME.

                                                                    Peace, love, Emu poo <3