No. I am the least ninja person you will ever meet.
Do you have a love interest?
Nope, but when you say it like that it makes me sound like a movie star. I like that.
Why?
I'm socially inept!
Do you like bananas?
No. Bananas are formed from moldy spiders. I hate spiders.
Why aren't you popular?
I am socially inept, as previously stated.
What grade are you in?
10th. Why are you asking that? STALKER!
Are you going to answer more questions?
No, I think I'm finished.
