Why I Think Summer is a Conspiracy

   I love summer, at first. After a while of doing nothing, summer begins to make me want to write a quantum physics paper. I believe that summer was created by teachers to make kids think homework is fun. It's like trying to convince a bear that you're dead just by standing still. It shouldn't be possible. Bears are the ultimate lie detectors.
 
    So how does summer work for teachers, you ask, well kids have short attention spans. We only focus  on right now, on how much fun we'll have this summer with our friends and doing things. I mean how can you focus on the conspiracy at hand, when omg Ashley wants to hang out?! Or how cute I look on a Tilt- A- Whirl.  It's just not possible. Is there hope for young people? Can we uncover the lies of summer?

   I believe the answer is no, because the teachers have expanded their horizons. They teamed up with teenagers other favorite gimmick. The mall. Back to school shopping. It gets kids excited to look stylish again, it's in our DNA. And we want to look stylish in front of people, people that we know. Thusly getting us excited for school. AHA SEE?! The stores benefit from this with their over priced jeans and sneakers, but I see right through you, stores. You just want to get us "excited" for back to school. Pfft.

   So there you have it teachers. I have exposed you. Do you have anything to say for yourself? I mean you even tainted the mall. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, teachers. SHAME.

                                                                    Peace, love, Emu poo <3