I'm Sorry.

My creative juices don't flow easily, much like a smoothie through a licorice straw. If you've ever tried it you'd know that it doesn't work unless you suck so hard that your brains begin to seep out of your eye sockets. It just doesn't work. Anywho, I haven't written a blog post in a while. Like a month. That's a long time for me. Considering I have the attention span of a small squirrel (about 1 second; I looked it up).

I want to be famous. You should make me famous. Please? PLEASE?! I need money because I'm a moocher, I sit around and mooch off my parental units. If I'm going to be famous I need to be more regular. Do they have an Activia for bloggers? I SHOULD INVENT THAT!

*Commercial mode*

"Are you irregular about blogging?
Yes? Well you may be a bit irregular about blogging.
TRY BLOGTIVIA! You'll be able to poop out a blog in no time!"

Thank you. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FAMOUS! (eventually)

Love you guys!

Goose