This is the first blog in an experimental ploy to gain the affections of new people. It's called Versus.

I love stairs. They're so pleasant to climb. Sometimes when I climb stairs I pretend that I'm a super mountain climber then I feel good. However, I can't say the same for the Moving Metal Death Machine. I hate escalators. They are so scary that sometimes I cry. That's right people, at the ripe old age of fifteen there are all sorts of spills when I encounter the escalator. For the sake of keeping this blog entertaining, I will list the pros and cons of each.

Stairs (Pros):

They're like frolicking through a meadow.
You can ride your unicorn up them without frightening it.
If you spill food on the stairs you can lick it up and not get your tongue stuck.
You can host a large party to celebrate most anything! (Except celebrating someone getting out of the hospital for falling down the stairs...)
Sometimes people fall down them and it's funny!

Stairs (Cons):

Sometimes you fall down them and it's not funny.
Occasionally people get after you for running on them. (It's really not the stair's fault...)

Escalators (Pros):

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Escalators (Cons):

You could die.
There is a possibility of dying.
Some people have died on an escalator.
I got yelled at for walking quickly down one. (It was scary. The old lady who yelled at me had this vein in her head and when she was yelling at me it popped out and was like "OH YOU DUN COOKED YO' GOOSE KID." It was terrifying.)
Escalators are scary.
Sometimes they break down and it's scary and people are like "Oh my gosh! Run. Run. Run!" and then errybuddy gits all uptight.
They're scary. (Did I mention that already? No? Okay.)
You could get your foot chopped off... (Not sure if that's happened before but it very well could have.)
If the person behind you gets too close then it looks like they're sniffing your butt... That's not good for anyone.
You could die.