White Out vs. Those Twisty Things You Get at the Grocery Store

This is the second installment of Versus.

White out is so useful. So are those twisty tie things. Do those have a name? I mean I'm fine with the name that I gave them but it's a little long sooo yeah. Anyway, those things are very useful most the time so now I'm going to list the pros and cons of each.

White out (Pros):

• When you make a mistake you can get rid of it!
• Sometimes when you don't have nail polish you can use it for that!
• Also when you're bored you can use white out as nail polish! It's fabulous.
• People make you upset sometimes and when you have white out you can just smear it all over their ugly little faces!
• You can eat it. Maybe... For a dare or something.
• It makes writing more fun! Just white out your oppsies LIKE THE COOL KIDS.
• You can be a cool kid.

White out (Cons):

• If you make someone feel upset they could smear white out on your face. That's just uncomfortable to explain to people. I.e. Other Person: "What's on your face and why is it there?"  You: "Uh... It's white out..." Other Person: "Oh.. That's awkward." You: "Yeah."
• You could probably die if you ate it. Probably.
• When you make too many mistakes, people can tell. It's not good.

Those twisty things you get at the grocery store (Pros):

• They keep your bags closed!
• You can use them to puncture something.
• If you string enough of them together, you can make a belt.
• When you're stuck in the wilderness and you need something sharp you can use one as a knife!

Those twisty things you get at the grocery store (Cons):

• When the outside comes off it's just metal. That's boring.
• I can't really think of much else.
• Yep.
• That's all I got.
• Uh...
• Why are you still reading?
• LALALALALALA
• Seriously.
• Stop reading...
• It's over now...
• Okay bye now!

Seiously! Thanks for reading! I don't know what else to say... So here.

Peace. Out.