Moths VS. Butterflies

I hate anything with more than four legs. That being said, butterflies are kind of the only exception to that. I say kind of because when I admire them from afar I feel okay with them. However, if the touch me, land on me, or land near me, I will squish them so much that nothing will be left. Moths are a lot less okay. I hate them. So from now on I will refer to them as "Zombie Butterflies." Here are the pros and cons of each.

Butterflies (Pros):

• You can look at them and they are pretty.
• The butterfly may not eat you. Maybe.
• I don't think they have any horror movies made of them.
• Sometimes they can be used as wall art (Not recommended. See Moths (cons))

Butterflies (Cons):

• When they touch you, it is scary.
• One time a butterfly landed on my arm and I killed it. I'm also fairly sure it was testing to see if my flesh was adequately tender. 
• Some are poisonous.
• They can cause death, blood loss, and potential blindness. That's kind of a lie but it could very well be true.
• They have more than four legs.

Zombie Butterflies A.K.A Moths (Pros):

• When you buy a shirt you really hate and think is impossibly hideous, these creatures can eat it for you!
• If you don't want your outfit to be school/work appropriate just let a few of these flying terror machines loose in your drawer!

Zombie Butterflies A.K.A Moths (Cons):

• They can come back to life and kill you if they are the reanimated butterfly species.
• The Moth/Ugly Horrible Monster is terrifying in every way.
• There have been several moth-themed movies. (I.e. Mothman, The Gypsy Moths (okay that's about skydivers...), and Mothra) I have not seen any of those and potentially none of them are about moths.
• I'm sure there has been some sort of moth related death somewhere in the world.
• I had a dream the other night about this huge moth that flew into my bedroom and ate me and my family but we didn't die. We turned into moth people and successfully converted thousands of people into moth people as well and soon the entire population were hybrid moth people. Except my best friend. Oddly enough she was still a regular person at the end of my dream.

The end. That is my brief synopsis of butterflies and Flying Insects of Death.
If you see something that looks like that; run as fast as you can. Also: I don't know why the person in that picture is holding it. They might be a moth person.

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